1 00:00:02,945 --> 00:00:06,171 [theme music] 2 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:47,490 Mark, come on. 3 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,409 When are you going to admit you got stiffed? 4 00:02:49,486 --> 00:02:50,911 I was not stiffed. 5 00:02:50,987 --> 00:02:52,579 I paid $5 for that map. 6 00:02:52,656 --> 00:02:55,916 Kid swore it was the latest map of all the in spots. 7 00:02:55,992 --> 00:02:57,918 You were stiffed. 8 00:02:57,994 --> 00:02:59,252 Come on, Jonathan. 9 00:02:59,329 --> 00:03:01,546 Yokels get stiffed, not former cops, not 10 00:03:01,623 --> 00:03:03,506 people with a professionally trained eye. 11 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:05,759 Yeah, well, so far with us up-to-date list of all 12 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:08,053 the in spots in Hollywood, we've seen three parking lots, 13 00:03:08,129 --> 00:03:10,522 two supermarkets and a coin operated laundry. 14 00:03:10,599 --> 00:03:11,473 We don't have time for this. 15 00:03:11,549 --> 00:03:12,432 We got work to do. 16 00:03:12,509 --> 00:03:13,350 Oh, come on, Jonathan. 17 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:14,784 We're in Hollywood. 18 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,612 We at least have to see a couple of sites, huh? 19 00:03:24,980 --> 00:03:26,471 Excuse me, pal. 20 00:03:26,548 --> 00:03:28,406 Could you tell us how to get to the Mocambo? 21 00:03:28,483 --> 00:03:29,449 The Mocambo? 22 00:03:29,526 --> 00:03:31,259 Yeah, yeah. 23 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,619 It says on the map it's one of them real big nightclubs. 24 00:03:32,696 --> 00:03:33,754 Gone. 25 00:03:35,657 --> 00:03:36,873 How about the Crescendo? 26 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:39,000 Long gone. 27 00:03:39,077 --> 00:03:42,012 What about the Romanovs or the Brown Derby? 28 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:44,756 You've got to be kidding. 29 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:47,467 Schwab's Drugstore or the Trocadero? 30 00:03:47,544 --> 00:03:49,636 Hey, wait a minute. 31 00:03:49,713 --> 00:03:51,513 You're Allen Funt. 32 00:03:51,589 --> 00:03:56,017 I recognize you behind that phony beard and that big nose. 33 00:03:56,094 --> 00:03:57,644 [laughs] 34 00:03:57,721 --> 00:03:59,145 Hey, where's the camera, huh? 35 00:03:59,222 --> 00:04:01,690 You know, I seen that thing with the talking mailbox. 36 00:04:01,766 --> 00:04:03,992 [chuckles] This is great. 37 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:05,902 I am not Allen Funt! 38 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,737 We're from out of town, all right. 39 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,364 From out of town, huh? 40 00:04:09,441 --> 00:04:11,541 Sounds to me like you bought one of them maps. 41 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:16,946 All right, don't say anything. 42 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:20,125 All right, just don't say a word. 43 00:04:20,201 --> 00:04:21,843 I'll tell you one place that's still there. 44 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,545 MARK: Yeah, where's that? 45 00:04:23,622 --> 00:04:25,079 The Hollywood Grill, number 54 on your map, 46 00:04:25,157 --> 00:04:28,008 right between the Moulin Rouge and Rin Tin Tin's house. 47 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:31,344 What's so special about that place? 48 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,805 It's where you're going to be working. 49 00:04:33,882 --> 00:04:38,435 Where I'm going to be working, what about you? 50 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:40,654 Jonathan? 51 00:04:40,731 --> 00:04:42,897 Jonathan! 52 00:04:42,974 --> 00:04:45,775 Oh, I really hate it when he does that. 53 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:47,352 [growls] 54 00:04:47,429 --> 00:04:49,329 Look, Mr. Harris, you've got to give this guy a break. 55 00:04:49,406 --> 00:04:51,239 He has a wonderful act. 56 00:04:51,316 --> 00:04:51,948 Death. 57 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,199 What death, who death? 58 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,534 What are you talking death? 59 00:04:54,611 --> 00:04:55,910 The guy's act is death. 60 00:04:55,987 --> 00:04:58,204 I saw it 30 years ago, 40 years ago. 61 00:04:58,281 --> 00:05:00,081 Cory-- 62 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:00,957 MR. HARRIS AND VINCENT: Klein and his Canine Clowns. 63 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,200 It's death. 64 00:05:02,277 --> 00:05:04,085 Mr. Harris, that was 30 years ago. 65 00:05:04,162 --> 00:05:05,420 It's what I just said. 66 00:05:05,497 --> 00:05:08,131 But he's changed the act totally, completely. 67 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:10,592 With all those K sounds, nobody likes K sounds. 68 00:05:10,668 --> 00:05:12,260 There's no warmth in K sounds. 69 00:05:12,337 --> 00:05:14,637 Cory, Klein, canine-- corpses. 70 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,889 You were right. 71 00:05:15,965 --> 00:05:17,515 It was death, but that's all history. 72 00:05:17,592 --> 00:05:18,858 So how did he change it? 73 00:05:18,936 --> 00:05:19,901 Oh, you're going to love it. 74 00:05:19,978 --> 00:05:23,688 Manny Mumford's and his Marvelous Mutts, M sounds. 75 00:05:23,765 --> 00:05:25,440 There's warmth there, heart. 76 00:05:25,517 --> 00:05:26,358 This will do it. 77 00:05:26,434 --> 00:05:27,442 Mhm, mhm, mhm. 78 00:05:27,519 --> 00:05:28,543 Mhm, mhm. 79 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:29,911 VINCENT: Sounds like mother. 80 00:05:29,988 --> 00:05:33,823 Vinny, you're a good agent. 81 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,292 No, I take that back. 82 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:38,286 You're a lousy agent, but-- but you're a good person. 83 00:05:38,363 --> 00:05:41,331 But Mumford's Marvelous Mutts is death. 84 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:43,041 It's wholesome, and you got to have 85 00:05:43,118 --> 00:05:45,093 a spot for something wholesome. 86 00:05:45,169 --> 00:05:46,544 The only thing that I got open is-- is an elk's convention. 87 00:05:46,621 --> 00:05:47,796 That's perfect. 88 00:05:47,872 --> 00:05:49,681 Elks, mutts-- what could be more natural? 89 00:05:49,758 --> 00:05:51,266 A 100 bucks and you got the act. 90 00:05:51,343 --> 00:05:52,926 - I can't do it. - 50 bucks. 91 00:05:53,002 --> 00:05:54,594 50 bucks, and I'll leave the Dobermann at home. 92 00:05:54,671 --> 00:05:55,512 No way! 93 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:56,504 20 bucks! 94 00:05:56,582 --> 00:05:57,922 I told you, no! 95 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,310 All right, I'll pay you to take him. 96 00:06:02,387 --> 00:06:03,395 You'll pay me? 97 00:06:03,471 --> 00:06:04,938 I'll pay you your usual commission, 98 00:06:05,014 --> 00:06:07,023 and I'll slip you 30 bucks for Manny and the mutts. 99 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,025 Vinny, Vinny. 100 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,694 Vinny, you're crazy. 101 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,496 You know that, don't you? 102 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:14,781 VINCENT: Mr. Harris, Manny's been with me for 30 years 103 00:06:14,858 --> 00:06:16,491 since before he was Cory Klein. 104 00:06:16,568 --> 00:06:18,034 I'm all he's got. 105 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,861 Is it a deal? 106 00:06:19,938 --> 00:06:23,957 [chuckles] They don't make them any more like you, Vinny, 107 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:27,710 [chuckles] maybe they never did. 108 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:30,505 All right, it's a deal. 109 00:06:30,582 --> 00:06:32,090 Yeah! 110 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:34,008 But you don't breathe a word of this to Manny. 111 00:06:34,085 --> 00:06:35,176 My lips are sealed. 112 00:06:35,253 --> 00:06:37,178 Thanks. 113 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:38,680 Vinny, you're a good man. 114 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,640 Well, I try to be. 115 00:06:40,717 --> 00:06:42,142 Try to be what? 116 00:06:42,218 --> 00:06:44,444 Never mind, I thought you said something. 117 00:07:19,797 --> 00:07:20,605 Mr. DeGeralimo? 118 00:07:20,682 --> 00:07:23,183 [groans] Don't hurt me. 119 00:07:23,259 --> 00:07:24,767 I've got a few dollars in my jacket pocket. 120 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:25,818 No, no, no, sir. 121 00:07:25,896 --> 00:07:26,769 I'm not here to rob you. 122 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:27,729 You're not? 123 00:07:27,805 --> 00:07:29,347 No. 124 00:07:29,424 --> 00:07:30,865 I usually don't tell people this right off the bat, 125 00:07:30,943 --> 00:07:32,734 but I'm in kind of a rush so I'll get right to it. 126 00:07:32,810 --> 00:07:34,486 I am an angel. 127 00:07:34,562 --> 00:07:37,197 [chuckles] Go on, you're kidding. 128 00:07:37,273 --> 00:07:39,199 No, sir, I'm not kidding. 129 00:07:39,275 --> 00:07:41,576 You're really an angel? 130 00:07:41,653 --> 00:07:43,203 That's right. 131 00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:44,913 Well, you've come to the right place. 132 00:07:44,989 --> 00:07:46,505 Come on in. 133 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,166 I got a show for you that'll bring back vaudeville. 134 00:07:48,243 --> 00:07:49,834 - Mr. DeGeralimo. - Vinny! 135 00:07:49,911 --> 00:07:51,011 Call me Vinny. 136 00:07:51,087 --> 00:07:52,012 Hey, can I get you something, a glass 137 00:07:52,088 --> 00:07:53,630 of water, a cup of coffee? 138 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:55,840 Hey, I'm trying to cut down on caffeine. 139 00:07:55,917 --> 00:07:57,717 A soda? 140 00:07:57,794 --> 00:07:59,327 Actually, all I got is water. 141 00:07:59,404 --> 00:08:01,095 Look, Vinny, if you'd just let me tell you why I'm here. 142 00:08:01,172 --> 00:08:02,680 I know just why you're here. 143 00:08:02,757 --> 00:08:04,724 I don't know how you found me, but believe you me, 144 00:08:04,801 --> 00:08:05,834 you're a godsend. 145 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:06,768 Well, actually, that's truth. 146 00:08:06,844 --> 00:08:07,936 You want to talk acts? 147 00:08:08,012 --> 00:08:10,355 I got acts. 148 00:08:10,431 --> 00:08:14,117 Here, Marvin Mandrake and his Musical Saw. 149 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,977 Look, Vinny, that's not exactly why-- 150 00:08:16,053 --> 00:08:17,445 VINCENT: I know, you're going to say he's not highbrow enough, 151 00:08:17,522 --> 00:08:19,380 but let me tell you something. 152 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,616 Marvin Mandrake can play "Flight of the Bumblebee" on that thing 153 00:08:21,693 --> 00:08:24,202 and cut through a 2 by 4 at the same time. 154 00:08:24,279 --> 00:08:26,162 I'd like to see Jascha Heifetz try that. 155 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,580 Vinny, try to understand. 156 00:08:27,657 --> 00:08:29,415 I'm not that kind of an angel, I don't back shows. 157 00:08:29,492 --> 00:08:30,917 What kind of angel is there? 158 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:32,335 The kind you were just talking about, 159 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,095 the kind that's heaven-sent. 160 00:08:34,172 --> 00:08:36,798 I don't know what you're talking about. 161 00:08:36,874 --> 00:08:38,767 [exhales] All right, look. 162 00:08:38,843 --> 00:08:41,803 I don't usually show people my powers just for the fun of it. 163 00:08:41,879 --> 00:08:45,565 But if it's going to help you to believe, goodbye. 164 00:08:49,887 --> 00:08:52,113 Look what happened. 165 00:08:52,190 --> 00:08:53,022 Where'd he go? 166 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:54,157 Vinny. 167 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:02,824 My gosh, it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. 168 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:04,125 I got to sit down. 169 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:07,120 JONATHAN: Now do you believe me? 170 00:09:07,196 --> 00:09:08,587 I sure do. 171 00:09:08,665 --> 00:09:09,881 You could have knocked me over with a feather. 172 00:09:09,958 --> 00:09:11,165 What's your name? 173 00:09:11,242 --> 00:09:13,585 Jonathan, Jonathan Smith. 174 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,504 Look, Vinny, I know you've got a daughter named Cindy, 175 00:09:16,581 --> 00:09:18,464 and I know the two of you haven't spoken to each other 176 00:09:18,541 --> 00:09:21,259 for over a year except maybe a couple of times on the phone. 177 00:09:21,336 --> 00:09:22,794 That's amazing. 178 00:09:22,870 --> 00:09:23,970 [PHONE CRADLE CRACKLING, AND KEYPAD SOUNDING] 179 00:09:24,047 --> 00:09:24,971 JONATHAN: Wait. What are you doing? 180 00:09:25,048 --> 00:09:25,947 I got to make a quick call. 181 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:27,156 I'll be right with you. 182 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,641 Hello, Mr. Harris, Vinny DeGeralimo. 183 00:09:28,718 --> 00:09:30,393 I got an act that's going to knock 184 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,904 you on your ear, Johnny Angel. 185 00:09:32,981 --> 00:09:33,855 Vinny! 186 00:09:33,931 --> 00:09:34,906 What does he do? 187 00:09:34,983 --> 00:09:35,857 He appears. 188 00:09:35,933 --> 00:09:37,208 He disappears. 189 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,985 He does an act-- he does a psychic act 190 00:09:39,062 --> 00:09:42,864 that makes The Amazing Kreskin look like Mickey the Dunce. 191 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:44,282 Wait a second, I'll ask. 192 00:09:44,359 --> 00:09:45,933 Johnny, if you can make Queen Elizabeth disappear, 193 00:09:46,011 --> 00:09:47,410 I can get you a spot on the "Carson Show". 194 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:48,328 Vinny, will you-- will you try to understand, please. 195 00:09:48,404 --> 00:09:49,603 I'm not a magician. 196 00:09:49,681 --> 00:09:50,288 I'm an angel sent from heaven. 197 00:09:50,365 --> 00:09:51,305 Do you understand? 198 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,165 VINCENT: I sure do. 199 00:09:52,241 --> 00:09:53,508 Harris, are you listening? 200 00:09:53,585 --> 00:09:55,001 Now look, you're not going to stiff me on this one 201 00:09:55,078 --> 00:09:56,336 because this kid is sent from heaven. 202 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,812 He's an angel, he's a sweetie pie. 203 00:09:57,889 --> 00:10:00,340 He's a pussycat so you've got to play straight with us. 204 00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:02,175 Vinny, I'm not a sweetie pie, I'm not a pussycat, 205 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,027 I'm not a magician. 206 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,845 I am an angel sent from heaven on a mission for God. 207 00:10:05,922 --> 00:10:07,805 Hold on, Harris, the kid's freaking out on me. 208 00:10:07,882 --> 00:10:09,557 I'll call you right back. 209 00:10:09,634 --> 00:10:11,893 Look, let me see if I got this straight. 210 00:10:11,969 --> 00:10:12,943 You are an angel-- 211 00:10:13,021 --> 00:10:13,728 That's right. 212 00:10:13,805 --> 00:10:14,854 --sent from heaven? 213 00:10:14,931 --> 00:10:15,839 You got it. 214 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,264 Kid, I got to tell you. 215 00:10:17,342 --> 00:10:19,859 You got a lot of talent, but I don't handle druggies. 216 00:10:19,936 --> 00:10:21,235 Out! - Look, Vinny. 217 00:10:21,312 --> 00:10:22,779 If you'll just listen to me, please. 218 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,405 Look, call me old fashioned, call me a kook, 219 00:10:24,482 --> 00:10:25,365 but it's not my bad. 220 00:10:25,441 --> 00:10:27,075 You're a good kid. 221 00:10:27,152 --> 00:10:28,293 Come see me when you get yourself straightened out. 222 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,749 I'll be back. 223 00:10:34,826 --> 00:10:37,794 Dear God, what's the matter with people 224 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,179 burning out their brains? 225 00:10:51,926 --> 00:10:54,811 Well, Mark, you look very nice in your uniform. 226 00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:56,071 Very nice, indeed. 227 00:10:56,147 --> 00:10:57,063 Thank you, Mrs. Stepmutter. 228 00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:58,648 Schtepmutter. 229 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:01,701 And now I'd like you to meet my daughters, 230 00:11:01,778 --> 00:11:02,944 Hortense and Clarice. 231 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:03,861 Oh, hi. 232 00:11:03,938 --> 00:11:05,580 I'm Mark Gordon. 233 00:11:05,657 --> 00:11:06,614 Charmed. 234 00:11:06,691 --> 00:11:08,950 Likewise. 235 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,118 They both work here? 236 00:11:10,194 --> 00:11:12,370 Oh, no, no, [chuckles] no. 237 00:11:12,447 --> 00:11:15,164 Au contraire, contraire. 238 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:18,751 No, my daughters are artists, actresses. 239 00:11:18,828 --> 00:11:21,629 Bright, new stars ready to add their luster 240 00:11:21,706 --> 00:11:23,548 to the Hollywood firmament. 241 00:11:23,624 --> 00:11:25,633 Ah, good luck, you guys. 242 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:28,803 Guys, guys? 243 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:33,391 Momzie, he's so coarse, he's so common. 244 00:11:33,468 --> 00:11:34,767 Of course, he is dear. 245 00:11:34,844 --> 00:11:36,436 He's the help. 246 00:11:36,512 --> 00:11:38,655 Now then, come along, I'll show you the kitchen. 247 00:11:43,361 --> 00:11:45,194 Cindy, this is Mark-- 248 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,262 Cindy! 249 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,997 Oh, that girl. 250 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:48,990 Cindy! 251 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:49,991 Hey, hey, hey. 252 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,325 You don't have to shout. 253 00:11:51,402 --> 00:11:52,994 I ain't deaf, you know. 254 00:11:53,070 --> 00:11:54,412 Ain't deaf? 255 00:11:54,489 --> 00:11:56,789 You should be flogged at high noon in a public square 256 00:11:56,866 --> 00:11:59,050 for the crimes you commit against the language 257 00:11:59,127 --> 00:12:00,668 of the Immortal Bard. 258 00:12:00,745 --> 00:12:03,004 This is Mark Gordon, our new executive chef. 259 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,305 Hi. 260 00:12:04,382 --> 00:12:06,299 Hi, welcome to hog heaven there. 261 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:09,343 I'm sure you two will get on famously. 262 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,636 Uh, Mrs. Stepmutter, ah-- 263 00:12:10,713 --> 00:12:14,640 Schtepmutter, with an umlaut. 264 00:12:14,717 --> 00:12:15,975 Right. 265 00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:17,351 Uh, do you think that I could knock off 266 00:12:17,428 --> 00:12:19,228 early today so I could go to that audition 267 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,480 over at the Music Box? 268 00:12:20,556 --> 00:12:22,440 Audition at the Music Box? 269 00:12:22,517 --> 00:12:24,400 Why, my daughters are auditioning 270 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,801 for that production. 271 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,019 It doesn't look like we're too busy. 272 00:12:27,097 --> 00:12:29,530 I can handle this place if she wants to take off. 273 00:12:29,607 --> 00:12:31,023 Well, thanks, Mack. 274 00:12:31,101 --> 00:12:33,034 You're a real stand up guy. 275 00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:35,411 So is that OK and everything? 276 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,837 It's really important to me. 277 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:39,373 Well, Cindy, you just finish your chores 278 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:41,918 and, uh, yes, that'll be fine. 279 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:45,296 Oh, jeez, thanks, Mrs. S. I mean, I really appreciate it. 280 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:48,224 [scoffs] That's quite all right, my child. 281 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,635 You just finish chopping those vegetables 282 00:12:50,711 --> 00:12:52,553 and scrub down the grill. 283 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:55,389 Clean the grease pits, mop the floors, 284 00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:58,726 hose down the garbage bin and wash all the windows. 285 00:12:58,803 --> 00:13:01,562 Clean the ovens and launder the tablecloths. 286 00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:05,399 Uh, clean the slicer and polish the silverware. 287 00:13:05,476 --> 00:13:08,953 Peel those two bags of potatoes and that sack of onions, 288 00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,205 then you're free to go. 289 00:13:10,281 --> 00:13:13,750 [chuckles] 290 00:13:15,570 --> 00:13:17,620 All right, kid, maybe I said the wrong thing. 291 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,747 Hey, don't sweat it. 292 00:13:19,824 --> 00:13:25,169 There is no way in the world she would ever let me go. 293 00:13:25,246 --> 00:13:26,379 Why? 294 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,214 I mean, what does she got against you? 295 00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,049 Nothing, just that her daughters 296 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,709 are up for the same part. 297 00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:33,845 To tell you the truth, I kind of respect her for that. 298 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,596 You're kidding. 299 00:13:35,673 --> 00:13:37,139 I mean, that woman just dumped all over you to make sure you 300 00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:38,999 couldn't get your audition. 301 00:13:39,077 --> 00:13:41,152 Mhm, she was mean to me, but she sure stands by your kids. 302 00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:43,062 Got to give her credit for that, huh? 303 00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:44,088 Right. 304 00:13:47,151 --> 00:13:48,651 Hey, you don't need to do that. 305 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,820 You're the executive chef. 306 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:53,573 Well, Cinderella had those mice helping her. 307 00:13:53,649 --> 00:13:55,825 I figure you could have a former cop. 308 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,076 Cinderella, huh? 309 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,686 That is a laugh. 310 00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,705 I don't exactly have a fairy godmother, let me tell you. 311 00:14:00,781 --> 00:14:03,499 The closest I ever came to that was a meter maid who let 312 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,151 me slide on a parking ticket. 313 00:14:05,228 --> 00:14:09,138 Yeah, maybe not, but you might just have a guardian angel. 314 00:14:30,561 --> 00:14:31,819 Hey, pal, hold it. 315 00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:33,988 Where'd you think you're going? 316 00:14:34,065 --> 00:14:36,499 I don't know, he hasn't told me yet. 317 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,201 Um, who hasn't told you? 318 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,587 My boss. 319 00:14:40,663 --> 00:14:42,138 Look, this is private property. 320 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,039 So unless you have legitimate business-- 321 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:44,582 No, no, I have business here. 322 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:45,666 I'm with, uh-- 323 00:14:45,743 --> 00:14:47,668 I'm with Heavenly Productions. 324 00:14:47,745 --> 00:14:48,753 What's your name? 325 00:14:48,829 --> 00:14:50,087 Jonathan Smith. 326 00:14:50,164 --> 00:14:51,014 Smith. 327 00:14:55,753 --> 00:14:57,186 There is no Smith on my list. 328 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,597 Uh, I'm here to see Mr. Prince. 329 00:14:59,674 --> 00:15:00,857 I'm sure my name must be on the list 330 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,491 if you could just check it one more time. 331 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,229 Oh, I'm sorry, I must have skipped it before. 332 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:08,522 Office is right-- - I know. 333 00:15:08,599 --> 00:15:09,407 Thank you. 334 00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:13,819 Sergio. 335 00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:14,987 Yes, Mr. Prince. 336 00:15:15,064 --> 00:15:16,164 Look at this. Look at this! 337 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,940 I've been through both trades twice, 338 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,909 cover to cover, there's not one word about my film in there, 339 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,202 not one word. 340 00:15:21,278 --> 00:15:22,395 I 341 00:15:22,472 --> 00:15:24,288 Don't exactly have a strong deal here. 342 00:15:24,365 --> 00:15:26,290 King's expecting action on this thing. 343 00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:28,593 We're going to have to generate some, Sergio. 344 00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:29,543 Yes, Mr. Prince. 345 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:30,528 [knock] 346 00:15:30,605 --> 00:15:32,188 Excuse me. 347 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,715 I'm working the mailroom today and your secretary wasn't in. 348 00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:36,926 We have nothing to pick up yet. 349 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,971 We need a gimmick, something to stir the press up. 350 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,264 Why don't you have a ball? 351 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,192 Why don't you take a hike? 352 00:15:44,268 --> 00:15:44,934 No, no. 353 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,560 Now wait a minute. 354 00:15:46,637 --> 00:15:48,053 What is this about a ball? 355 00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:49,772 He's trying to sell us some kind of tickets 356 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,399 to a ball or something. 357 00:15:51,475 --> 00:15:52,600 No, I'm not. 358 00:15:52,676 --> 00:15:53,651 I'm just saying, why don't you hold 359 00:15:53,728 --> 00:15:55,052 the ball, a fancy dress ball where 360 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,278 you pick your next actress? 361 00:15:56,355 --> 00:16:00,041 Have a ball, how tacky can you get? 362 00:16:00,118 --> 00:16:01,951 Hey, I don't see anything tacky about it. 363 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,744 It'd be a modern day Cinderella story. 364 00:16:03,821 --> 00:16:05,454 I think you'd get a lot of publicity. 365 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,956 It's stupid. 366 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,166 It's brilliant. 367 00:16:08,242 --> 00:16:10,251 Yes, I think you're right. 368 00:16:10,327 --> 00:16:14,296 We have a fancy dress ball, invite every starlet in town. 369 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:17,008 And that night, right at the ball, 370 00:16:17,084 --> 00:16:19,969 we choose the one to star in my next picture. 371 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:23,347 You've done it again, Mr. Prince. 372 00:16:23,424 --> 00:16:24,473 This guy's good. 373 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,808 What's your name? 374 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,319 Smith, Jonathan Smith. 375 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:41,407 I can't believe it. 376 00:16:41,484 --> 00:16:42,658 You really got in to see Maxim Prince? 377 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:43,793 That's right. 378 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:44,952 The man doesn't know it yet, but you 379 00:16:45,029 --> 00:16:45,995 got the girl he's looking forward 380 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,163 to star in his next picture. 381 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:47,913 I do? 382 00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:49,165 That's right. 383 00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:50,499 Ida Washkikovksy. 384 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:51,300 Oh, Vinny. 385 00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,169 The contortionist contralto. 386 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,588 I knew she'd catch on one of these days. 387 00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,849 Just like I always said, the body of a pretzel 388 00:16:57,925 --> 00:16:59,216 and the soul of a Pavarotti. 389 00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:01,302 Vinny, it's not Ida. 390 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,011 Then who? 391 00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:03,012 You'll see. 392 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,564 Can I tell you something? 393 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,140 You're going to find out she's going to be the most important 394 00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:07,391 client you've ever had. 395 00:17:07,468 --> 00:17:08,693 Why are you doing all this to me? 396 00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:09,685 What's the angle? 397 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:10,778 What's in it for you? 398 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,688 It's like I said, I'm an angel. 399 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,056 OK, Johnny. 400 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,357 If the chick, whoever she is, gets the part, 401 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,567 you got a piece of the action. 402 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:17,726 Oh, Vinny, Vinny. 403 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:18,652 When are you going to understand? 404 00:17:18,729 --> 00:17:19,962 OK, OK, OK. 405 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,456 You drive a hard bargain, but you got it. 406 00:17:21,532 --> 00:17:24,533 We'll figure out a way to work your magic act into the show. 407 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:25,743 Anything you say, Vinny. 408 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:26,702 Here we are. 409 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,412 Wait a second. 410 00:17:28,489 --> 00:17:30,081 This is where we're going to find a future star 411 00:17:30,157 --> 00:17:32,091 of Maxim Prince's next picture? 412 00:17:32,168 --> 00:17:34,502 Hey, Vinny, if they could discover Lana Turner 413 00:17:34,578 --> 00:17:36,879 in a drugstore, you could certainly discover Cinderella 414 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,547 in a Hollywood Grill. 415 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:39,515 Let's go. 416 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,021 I guess we're early, huh? 417 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,556 That's OK, we'll wait for her. 418 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,318 I'll be right with you. 419 00:17:50,394 --> 00:17:52,394 Daddy? 420 00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,646 Cindy? 421 00:17:53,722 --> 00:17:55,131 So much for introductions. 422 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,816 Daddy, why didn't you tell me you were coming by? 423 00:17:56,892 --> 00:17:58,025 I would have gotten some time off. 424 00:17:58,102 --> 00:17:59,301 What are you doing here? 425 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,544 That's what I'd like to know. 426 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,904 Vinny, the only way I could get you two together 427 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,105 was to talk show business. 428 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,657 That's all you want to talk about. 429 00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:06,659 Besides, I think she's just what he's looking for. 430 00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:07,743 Just what who's looking for? 431 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,303 Johnny, you're a good magician, 432 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,496 but you've got a lot to learn about people. 433 00:18:10,573 --> 00:18:11,606 This will never do. - What won't do? 434 00:18:11,682 --> 00:18:13,165 - You won't do. - I think she'll do. 435 00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:14,667 - What I do? - You do. 436 00:18:14,743 --> 00:18:15,960 - She won't do! - Says who? 437 00:18:16,036 --> 00:18:16,877 Says you? 438 00:18:16,954 --> 00:18:18,254 Yeah, me, that's who. 439 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:19,347 And you won't do. 440 00:18:19,423 --> 00:18:20,756 Yeah, well, maybe I don't want to. 441 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,757 Oh, you'd want to. 442 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:22,858 Want to what? 443 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,143 Want to do, but you won't do. 444 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,761 And even if you could do, I wouldn't do. 445 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,471 So there's nothing to do and that's the end of it. 446 00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:30,349 It's done, and there's nothing more to talk about. 447 00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:32,601 Daddy, I have not seen you in a whole year. 448 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,728 And instead of coming in here and saying, 449 00:18:34,805 --> 00:18:36,072 hey, Cindy, how you doing? 450 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,149 You'd lay into me with the who would, 451 00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:39,942 what do voodoo with some clown I've 452 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,593 never seen before in my life. 453 00:18:41,671 --> 00:18:43,320 And then you say there's nothing more to talk about. 454 00:18:43,397 --> 00:18:44,780 JONATHAN: She's right, Vinny. 455 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,198 Thank you. 456 00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:47,383 Who are you anyway? 457 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,534 I'm a friend of Mark's. 458 00:18:48,611 --> 00:18:49,618 VINCENT: Who's Mark? 459 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,578 Fry cook. 460 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,705 VINCENT: So you think some kook magician and a fry cook 461 00:18:52,781 --> 00:18:54,331 know better than your father? 462 00:18:54,408 --> 00:18:55,791 I never said any such thing. 463 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:56,976 Did I say any such thing? 464 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,202 VINCENT: Well, what do you think? 465 00:18:58,279 --> 00:18:59,695 CINDY: I think I know what's best for me. 466 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,213 VINCENT: Then are you ready to wash that paint out 467 00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,299 of your hair and move back home, and go to college, 468 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,176 and look like a normal human being? 469 00:19:05,252 --> 00:19:06,960 No, I don't think so. 470 00:19:07,037 --> 00:19:09,188 VINCENT: Like I said, there's nothing more to talk about. 471 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,685 [exhales] Why-- 472 00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,404 why can't he just accept me? 473 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,523 [groans] Most parents have two children, 474 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,484 the real one and the one they dream about-- 475 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,569 the one who isn't going to make the same mistakes they did. 476 00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:24,904 I just wish I could do something 477 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:25,988 to make them proud of me. 478 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,256 Oh, come on, Cindy. 479 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,624 That's not your job in life. 480 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,658 Try telling that to him. 481 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,534 [loud bang] 482 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,661 Holy cow, what was that? 483 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:33,621 I don't know. 484 00:19:33,697 --> 00:19:35,080 I'll take a look. 485 00:19:35,157 --> 00:19:36,799 [sighs] My father. 486 00:19:42,539 --> 00:19:43,964 How you doing, Mr. Prince? 487 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,483 Who? 488 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,468 [chuckles] The genius from the mailroom. 489 00:19:47,544 --> 00:19:48,977 Yeah. 490 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,554 Yeah, it looks like it's not your day, huh? 491 00:19:50,631 --> 00:19:53,891 Tell me about it, women and cars. 492 00:19:53,968 --> 00:19:55,851 First my girlfriend, now this. 493 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,144 It's all your fault. 494 00:19:57,221 --> 00:19:58,896 What do you mean my fault? 495 00:19:58,973 --> 00:20:01,565 Well, I told my girlfriend about your brilliant idea 496 00:20:01,642 --> 00:20:04,952 about the ball, pick the actress for my next film, right. 497 00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,654 She dumps me. 498 00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:07,854 Why? 499 00:20:07,932 --> 00:20:09,290 MR. PRINCE: That's what I said, you know. 500 00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:10,658 She says, what do you think I was going with you 501 00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:12,251 for in the first place? 502 00:20:12,328 --> 00:20:14,503 She thought we had an understanding, right. 503 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,247 She was going with me to get a part. 504 00:20:16,323 --> 00:20:17,873 Hey, look. 505 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,583 Why don't you come on inside, have a cup of coffee? 506 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,043 Later on, I'll come out and take a look at this thing. 507 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,920 I used to be pretty good with these. 508 00:20:22,997 --> 00:20:23,879 Yeah? 509 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,130 Yeah. 510 00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:26,224 Yeah, thanks. 511 00:20:35,592 --> 00:20:37,309 Women, they're all alike in this town. 512 00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:38,978 Get them a part, that's all they care about. 513 00:20:39,054 --> 00:20:39,895 What will it be? 514 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,730 Ah, just some coffee. 515 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,732 I hate to disagree with you, Mr. Prince, 516 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,401 but I really don't think they're all alike. 517 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,152 Oh, sure they are. 518 00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:48,437 You know, watch this. 519 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,864 Ah, what's your name? 520 00:20:50,941 --> 00:20:52,866 Cindy DeGeralimo. 521 00:20:52,943 --> 00:20:53,993 You want to be an actress? 522 00:20:54,069 --> 00:20:55,077 How'd you know? 523 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,578 - See what I mean. - Oh, come on. 524 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,247 Just because she wants to be an actress don't mean-- 525 00:20:58,324 --> 00:20:59,290 Do you mind? 526 00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:00,782 My name is Maxim Prince. 527 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,919 I'm producing a new movie for King Studios. 528 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:04,795 Are you kidding? 529 00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:06,021 No. 530 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,205 No, I'm not kidding. 531 00:21:07,283 --> 00:21:09,967 And I think you would be perfect for one of the parts. 532 00:21:10,044 --> 00:21:10,935 I'm going to faint. 533 00:21:13,464 --> 00:21:16,265 Do you think that maybe I could audition for you? 534 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:19,810 Maybe, but I got to know you better, you know. 535 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,854 Tonight, maybe we'll-- we'll go out for dinner, 536 00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:24,064 we'll talk about it. 537 00:21:24,141 --> 00:21:27,359 Um, listen, I don't want to be rude or anything, but if-- 538 00:21:27,436 --> 00:21:29,144 if you think I might be right for the part, 539 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:32,197 why not let me read first and then leave it at that? 540 00:21:32,274 --> 00:21:33,949 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 541 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,183 Are you saying you're not going to go out with me? 542 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:36,910 - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - What? 543 00:21:36,987 --> 00:21:37,828 You don't understand. 544 00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:41,040 No date, honey, no part. 545 00:21:41,116 --> 00:21:42,249 Tough tomatoes. 546 00:21:42,326 --> 00:21:43,459 MR. PRINCE: Hey, what is it with you? 547 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:44,385 What is it with me? 548 00:21:44,462 --> 00:21:45,711 What is it with you? 549 00:21:45,788 --> 00:21:47,046 I'm a producer. 550 00:21:47,122 --> 00:21:49,131 Yeah, well, I'm a person, and I don't know you, 551 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,632 and you're trying to put the make on me. 552 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:51,559 So goodbye. 553 00:21:58,258 --> 00:22:00,726 How about that? 554 00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:01,785 What a dame. 555 00:22:05,349 --> 00:22:06,148 All right, go ahead. 556 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:07,733 Give it a try. 557 00:22:07,810 --> 00:22:08,984 [engine revving] 558 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,027 Yeah, right. 559 00:22:10,104 --> 00:22:11,445 You're a regular magician. 560 00:22:11,522 --> 00:22:13,530 You know, a lot of people tell me that. 561 00:22:13,607 --> 00:22:17,117 Listen, uh, that girl, Cindy, I'm going to send 562 00:22:17,194 --> 00:22:18,727 her an invitation to the ball. 563 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:22,456 Just tell her it's an audition, no strings attached. 564 00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:24,500 Don't worry, I'll tell her. 565 00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:25,793 Thanks. 566 00:22:25,869 --> 00:22:26,635 What a dame. 567 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:30,264 [chuckles] 568 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:37,271 What a Prince. 569 00:22:37,348 --> 00:22:40,858 [music playing] 570 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:05,341 Mark, do you really think he's going to get 571 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:06,675 me an invitation to that ball? 572 00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:09,053 If Jonathan said he would, he will. 573 00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:11,088 How can you be so sure? 574 00:23:11,165 --> 00:23:14,466 Because-- because. 575 00:23:14,543 --> 00:23:16,394 MRS. SCHTEPMUTTER: Cindy, we have a customer. 576 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:24,560 VINCENT: Hiya, kid. 577 00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:26,395 Two days in a row, it's more than I've 578 00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:27,396 seen you in a whole year. 579 00:23:27,473 --> 00:23:29,815 Yeah, and whose fault is that? 580 00:23:29,892 --> 00:23:31,316 I don't want to go into that right now. 581 00:23:31,393 --> 00:23:32,867 Listen, kid. 582 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,236 I want to apologize for what I said and everything. 583 00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:35,329 What? 584 00:23:35,406 --> 00:23:37,030 Look, Johnny told me that Maxim 585 00:23:37,107 --> 00:23:38,907 Prince guy thinks you might be right for a part 586 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:40,801 in his picture. 587 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,369 Oh, it's probably just talk, I wouldn't count on it. 588 00:23:42,446 --> 00:23:43,829 I don't know. 589 00:23:43,906 --> 00:23:45,497 That Johnny Angel seems to be pretty well connected. 590 00:23:45,574 --> 00:23:48,584 What I'm trying to say is if you do get that invite, 591 00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:50,544 maybe I can help you. 592 00:23:50,621 --> 00:23:52,263 You want to help me try to get a part? 593 00:23:52,339 --> 00:23:54,798 Nothing would make me happier, kid. 594 00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:57,593 Well, what about me going to college and-- and looking 595 00:23:57,669 --> 00:23:58,510 like what you call normal? 596 00:23:58,587 --> 00:23:59,937 I know, I know, I know. 597 00:24:00,014 --> 00:24:01,263 But Johnny came by to see me and he got to talking-- 598 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:02,598 and he's quite a talker that guy. 599 00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:06,059 And what it boils down to is everybody's 600 00:24:06,136 --> 00:24:08,145 got their dreams in this life. 601 00:24:08,222 --> 00:24:12,065 And if being an actress is your dream, then from here on out, 602 00:24:12,142 --> 00:24:14,902 it's my dream too. 603 00:24:14,978 --> 00:24:15,944 You mean that? 604 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,688 What do you think? 605 00:24:17,764 --> 00:24:19,665 I think you're the best dad in the whole world. 606 00:24:19,742 --> 00:24:21,183 CLARICE: This invitation is mine! 607 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:23,785 HORTENSE: Get you hands off it, chubby, it's mine! 608 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:24,820 Chubby? 609 00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:26,246 It came to me, you gargoyle. 610 00:24:26,323 --> 00:24:29,133 It came addressed to girl from the Hollywood Grill. 611 00:24:29,210 --> 00:24:31,668 He could only have meant me! 612 00:24:31,745 --> 00:24:33,762 MRS. SCHTEPMUTTER: Girls, girls, where are our manners? 613 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,014 Look, Momzie. 614 00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:38,300 Lardo here, is trying to steal my invitation 615 00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:40,302 to Maxim Prince's ball. 616 00:24:40,379 --> 00:24:42,054 Let me see that. 617 00:24:42,130 --> 00:24:44,932 It's not a masked ball, deary, and that's the only kind 618 00:24:45,008 --> 00:24:46,541 you'd be welcomed at. 619 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:49,019 MRS. SCHTEPMUTTER: Stop that bickering this minute. 620 00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:52,272 And there are three invitations to the ball. 621 00:24:52,349 --> 00:24:54,283 We're all going to that ball. 622 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,859 [chuckling] 623 00:24:55,936 --> 00:24:56,994 Excuse me. 624 00:24:57,071 --> 00:24:59,288 I believe those invitations are for Cindy. 625 00:24:59,365 --> 00:25:00,272 Who are you? 626 00:25:00,349 --> 00:25:01,665 My name's Jonathan Smith. 627 00:25:01,742 --> 00:25:03,325 I'm a friend of Mr. Prince's, and he wanted me to make 628 00:25:03,402 --> 00:25:04,326 sure Cindy got the invitations. 629 00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:06,495 Ugh, don't be absurd. 630 00:25:06,572 --> 00:25:09,381 Why, Cindy doesn't even want to go to that ball. 631 00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:11,959 Not if she wants to keep her job, she doesn't. 632 00:25:12,035 --> 00:25:13,585 Well, Cindy? 633 00:25:13,662 --> 00:25:14,962 Well, if you put it that way-- 634 00:25:15,038 --> 00:25:18,590 That's exactly the way I put it. 635 00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:20,259 Then, no, I guess I didn't really want to go. 636 00:25:20,335 --> 00:25:21,176 But, Cindy. 637 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,845 It's OK, Pop. 638 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:24,021 MRS. SCHTEPMUTTER: Well, come along, darlings. 639 00:25:24,098 --> 00:25:27,140 Momzie's going to take you both to Mr. Ritchie of Laguna 640 00:25:27,217 --> 00:25:29,685 to be outfitted for new gowns for the ball. 641 00:25:29,761 --> 00:25:32,771 Oh, Mommy, you're the sweetest Mommy in the whole world. 642 00:25:32,848 --> 00:25:34,139 [chuckles] 643 00:25:34,216 --> 00:25:35,991 MRS. SCHTEPMUTTER: Yes, isn't that true? 644 00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:39,495 Well, Cindy, don't forget to clean up before you leave. 645 00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:40,445 Come along, girls. 646 00:25:40,522 --> 00:25:44,041 [chuckles] 647 00:25:46,528 --> 00:25:48,745 Well, so much for that. 648 00:25:48,822 --> 00:25:50,247 JONATHAN: Ah, not necessarily. 649 00:25:50,324 --> 00:25:51,540 What do you mean? 650 00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:53,584 Well, what's good as a magician 651 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:57,170 if he can't come up with a few tricks like, uh, four 652 00:25:57,247 --> 00:26:00,391 more invitations to the ball? 653 00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:01,550 Holy cow! 654 00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:03,093 How'd you do that? 655 00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:06,179 Ah, magicians never tell. 656 00:26:06,256 --> 00:26:07,481 This is it. 657 00:26:07,558 --> 00:26:10,559 As soon as you close up today, we go to work. 658 00:26:10,636 --> 00:26:11,560 On what? 659 00:26:11,637 --> 00:26:15,647 On how to act like an actress. 660 00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:17,482 CINDY: Dad, it's 3:30 in the morning. 661 00:26:17,559 --> 00:26:18,483 Can we knock off? 662 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,443 VINCENT: No way! 663 00:26:19,519 --> 00:26:20,644 You're almost there, kid. 664 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:21,996 Now let's try it one more time. 665 00:26:22,072 --> 00:26:23,422 CINDY: OK, OK. 666 00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:24,898 MRS. SCHTEPMUTTER: Now if somebody 667 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:29,453 says they saw a picture that they liked, what do you say? 668 00:26:29,529 --> 00:26:31,029 (SPOKEN IN FRENCH ACCENT) I thought 669 00:26:31,107 --> 00:26:33,915 it was marvelous, the textures, the layers, the ambience. 670 00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:35,709 And if they didn't like it? 671 00:26:35,786 --> 00:26:37,553 (SPOKEN IN FRENCH ACCENT) I thought it was a travesty. 672 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:41,089 No texture, no layers, no depth and so 673 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,383 manipulative and, uh, pretentious really, 674 00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:44,259 don't you think? 675 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,428 Bingo, the kids got it. 676 00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:47,763 Yeah, in just eight short hours, 677 00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:49,189 I sound like a real phony. 678 00:26:49,266 --> 00:26:51,350 Hey, kid, it's part of the game, you know. 679 00:26:51,426 --> 00:26:53,935 Yeah, well, if you say so, I guess. 680 00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:55,437 I mean, I want this for you as much 681 00:26:55,514 --> 00:26:57,013 as you want it for yourself. 682 00:26:57,090 --> 00:26:58,982 But face it kid, you sound like me when you talk. 683 00:26:59,059 --> 00:27:01,401 And who's going to hire somebody what sounds like me? 684 00:27:01,478 --> 00:27:04,872 I know you got talent, but all they want is glamour, you know. 685 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,242 Do you mean that? 686 00:27:09,319 --> 00:27:10,410 VINCENT: Of course, I do. 687 00:27:10,487 --> 00:27:12,954 Glam is the name of the game. 688 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:14,498 No, no. 689 00:27:14,574 --> 00:27:16,625 I mean, about-- about me having talent. 690 00:27:16,702 --> 00:27:18,259 You bet I do. 691 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,504 Hey, you got me convinced you're some hoity toity lady 692 00:27:20,580 --> 00:27:21,597 and I'm your old man. 693 00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:23,757 I've seen them come and go, kid. 694 00:27:23,834 --> 00:27:26,644 But you are the real thing, you're special. 695 00:27:28,964 --> 00:27:32,474 Daddy, that means more to me than getting 696 00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:34,610 any part in the whole world. 697 00:27:39,474 --> 00:27:41,400 Hey, anybody hungry? 698 00:27:41,476 --> 00:27:43,151 I found an all night pizza place. 699 00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:44,202 Hey, good. 700 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,037 I'll go and wash up. 701 00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:50,534 Well, how's it going? 702 00:27:50,610 --> 00:27:53,453 Oh, great. 703 00:27:53,530 --> 00:27:57,165 Great, then it's not so great. (SIGHS) 704 00:27:57,242 --> 00:27:58,291 What do you mean? 705 00:27:58,368 --> 00:28:00,293 What's wrong? 706 00:28:00,370 --> 00:28:02,546 I just wish that I didn't have to put on all 707 00:28:02,622 --> 00:28:04,673 this phony accent and stuff. 708 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,934 I just wish I could go there as me. 709 00:28:07,010 --> 00:28:08,468 Well, what's stopping you? 710 00:28:08,545 --> 00:28:09,678 Well, Jonathan, come on. 711 00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:11,179 Look at my Dad. 712 00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:14,099 I mean, he's so happy to be helping me. 713 00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:17,310 He walked that extra mile just coming around to the idea of me 714 00:28:17,387 --> 00:28:18,653 being an actress. 715 00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:21,565 The least I can do is take his advice. 716 00:28:21,641 --> 00:28:24,276 He could be wrong, you know, even with the best 717 00:28:24,352 --> 00:28:25,277 intentions in the world. 718 00:28:28,282 --> 00:28:31,742 Nah, he's probably right. 719 00:28:31,818 --> 00:28:33,335 Don't sell yourself short, Cindy. 720 00:28:36,364 --> 00:28:37,205 VINCENT: Hey, Johnny! 721 00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:38,582 The kid's doing great! 722 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:40,709 Yeah, so she's been telling me. 723 00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:43,086 Oh, um, Daddy. 724 00:28:43,163 --> 00:28:44,120 Yeah. 725 00:28:44,198 --> 00:28:45,905 I just want to tell you how much 726 00:28:45,983 --> 00:28:49,050 I appreciate all you're trying to do, but it's just that I-- 727 00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:49,927 Forget it. 728 00:28:50,003 --> 00:28:51,619 I got to tell you, kid. 729 00:28:51,697 --> 00:28:54,014 I never knew how happy helping you, working with you instead 730 00:28:54,090 --> 00:28:55,682 of against you could make me. 731 00:28:55,759 --> 00:28:57,601 I mean, I feel like we're partners or something, 732 00:28:57,677 --> 00:28:58,894 you know. - Yeah, I know. 733 00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:00,520 Hey, I got you something. 734 00:29:00,597 --> 00:29:02,130 I knew you couldn't go to that ball 735 00:29:02,207 --> 00:29:04,566 with your hair looking like the end of the rainbow, and-- 736 00:29:04,643 --> 00:29:06,034 and I know you don't want to change 737 00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:08,862 it so I figured this would be a happy compromise, huh. 738 00:29:08,939 --> 00:29:11,698 What do you think? 739 00:29:11,775 --> 00:29:13,033 Well, it's super, Daddy. 740 00:29:13,109 --> 00:29:14,168 I just, uh-- 741 00:29:14,244 --> 00:29:15,794 VINCENT: I know what you're going to say. 742 00:29:15,871 --> 00:29:16,753 I shouldn't have spent the money, huh? 743 00:29:16,830 --> 00:29:18,371 Hey, so what if it cost a bundle? 744 00:29:18,448 --> 00:29:19,873 You deserve the best. 745 00:29:19,950 --> 00:29:21,133 What do you think, huh? 746 00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:27,422 It's beautiful. 747 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:28,924 Thank you, Daddy. 748 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,728 VINCENT: [exhales loudly] 749 00:29:38,501 --> 00:29:39,810 Cindy, yo! 750 00:29:39,886 --> 00:29:42,771 Cindy, come on. 751 00:29:42,848 --> 00:29:48,819 Yo, Cindy! 752 00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:49,953 How do I look? 753 00:29:50,030 --> 00:29:52,072 You look beautiful. 754 00:29:52,148 --> 00:29:53,448 How'd you get that dress? 755 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:55,159 Oh, I, uh-- 756 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:56,585 I made it from some of Mrs. S's good tablecloths. 757 00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:58,837 After tonight, it goes back in the linen closet. 758 00:29:58,914 --> 00:30:00,080 You made it? 759 00:30:00,156 --> 00:30:00,997 Yeah. 760 00:30:01,074 --> 00:30:02,541 Yeah, I like to sew. 761 00:30:02,617 --> 00:30:05,001 Just like your mother. 762 00:30:05,078 --> 00:30:08,463 I never realized how much you looked like her until now. 763 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,548 I guess that's because she didn't 764 00:30:09,624 --> 00:30:11,341 have blue and orange hair, huh? 765 00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,176 [chuckles] 766 00:30:13,253 --> 00:30:14,511 What do you think? 767 00:30:14,588 --> 00:30:15,979 Cindy, you're a knockout. 768 00:30:16,056 --> 00:30:17,097 You look lovely. 769 00:30:17,173 --> 00:30:18,056 Hey. 770 00:30:18,133 --> 00:30:21,184 [chuckles] Well, shall we? 771 00:30:21,261 --> 00:30:22,577 Let's go get them. 772 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,989 [MUSIC PLAYING AND BACKGROUND CHATTER] 773 00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:55,635 Oh, Maxim. 774 00:30:55,712 --> 00:30:58,054 May I call you, Maxim? 775 00:30:58,065 --> 00:31:00,056 Call me Mr. Prince. 776 00:31:00,133 --> 00:31:01,625 Oh, I understand. 777 00:31:01,702 --> 00:31:04,895 There has to be a professional distance between an artist 778 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,354 and his actress. 779 00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:07,898 Yeah, right. 780 00:31:07,974 --> 00:31:11,902 Well, Monsieur Prince, I saw your last film five times, 781 00:31:11,978 --> 00:31:13,570 tres tragic. 782 00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:14,738 Tres, tres, tres tragic. 783 00:31:14,814 --> 00:31:17,741 [chuckles] It was, um-- 784 00:31:17,817 --> 00:31:20,410 oh, what is that word in English? 785 00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:22,296 A bomb. 786 00:31:22,372 --> 00:31:24,047 Director was a stiff. 787 00:31:24,124 --> 00:31:26,791 I wouldn't hire that clown again to direct it in the men's room. 788 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,518 Isn't that tres amazing? 789 00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:31,588 That's exactly what I thought when I saw it, stiff. 790 00:31:31,665 --> 00:31:33,131 Yes, stiff. 791 00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:36,134 I said, a marvelous premise, but stiff. 792 00:31:36,211 --> 00:31:37,093 [chuckles] 793 00:31:37,170 --> 00:31:38,261 Mm-hmm. 794 00:31:38,338 --> 00:31:40,055 But-- but there is another word in English 795 00:31:40,131 --> 00:31:41,556 that I'm searching for. 796 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:42,941 Crud. 797 00:31:43,018 --> 00:31:43,867 Crud? 798 00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:47,395 Yeah, the movie was crud. 799 00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:48,939 Oh, um, I'm terribly sorry. 800 00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:51,316 I'm-- I'm afraid I'm not very light on my feet. 801 00:31:51,393 --> 00:31:52,525 [chuckles] 802 00:31:52,602 --> 00:31:53,827 You're not very light on mine either. 803 00:32:10,203 --> 00:32:11,086 Look at that. 804 00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:14,681 [music continues playing] 805 00:32:29,055 --> 00:32:29,896 Good evening. 806 00:32:29,973 --> 00:32:31,314 Hiya. 807 00:32:31,391 --> 00:32:32,232 It is you. 808 00:32:32,308 --> 00:32:33,817 Yeah, it's me. 809 00:32:33,893 --> 00:32:35,694 What do you think? 810 00:32:35,770 --> 00:32:37,320 Big difference, huh? 811 00:32:37,397 --> 00:32:39,322 Yeah, big difference. 812 00:32:39,399 --> 00:32:41,449 ARTHUR KING: Prince. 813 00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:43,018 Oh, my. 814 00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:45,829 Why didn't you tell me about this latest find of yours? 815 00:32:45,905 --> 00:32:48,373 Haven't had a chance to, sir. 816 00:32:48,450 --> 00:32:50,166 Well, my dear, I'm Arthur King. 817 00:32:50,243 --> 00:32:51,534 I own the studio. 818 00:32:51,611 --> 00:32:53,670 It is a pleasure to meet you, Mr. King. 819 00:32:53,747 --> 00:32:54,629 And you are? 820 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:56,531 Your mystery guest. 821 00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:58,466 For right now, why don't you just call her Cinderella? 822 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,468 Well, I like that. 823 00:33:00,545 --> 00:33:02,095 I like your flair, my man. 824 00:33:02,172 --> 00:33:03,922 Cinderella. 825 00:33:03,998 --> 00:33:05,140 Well, my dear, may I have the pleasure of this dance? 826 00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:10,645 That was good, Johnny, that Cinderella gimmick. 827 00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:12,564 I do my best. 828 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:13,798 Look around. 829 00:33:13,875 --> 00:33:14,524 I'm going to get some meats. 830 00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:15,659 OK. 831 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,630 There's Mr. King. 832 00:33:38,208 --> 00:33:39,883 Who is that girl? 833 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,926 I heard she's some sort of European starlet, 834 00:33:42,003 --> 00:33:44,054 Roger Vadim's latest find. 835 00:33:44,130 --> 00:33:45,805 Well, she's nothing but skin and bone. 836 00:33:45,882 --> 00:33:47,265 Oh, that's all right, dear. 837 00:33:47,342 --> 00:33:49,350 You have enough meat and potatoes to go around 838 00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:50,727 for everyone in the room. 839 00:33:50,804 --> 00:33:53,438 Well, at least I danced with Maxim. 840 00:33:53,449 --> 00:33:54,939 He wouldn't even look at you. 841 00:33:55,016 --> 00:33:56,524 You make me sick, you know that? 842 00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:58,359 Oh, shut up, the both of you. 843 00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:00,695 It would do you both some good to watch how 844 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:02,372 a real lady carries herself. 845 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:10,080 You see Godard's last picture? 846 00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:11,915 Yes. 847 00:34:11,991 --> 00:34:14,834 Uh, what did you think of it? 848 00:34:14,911 --> 00:34:17,295 Mhm, not much. 849 00:34:17,372 --> 00:34:19,881 But what's interesting is what you thought. 850 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:23,426 Uh, I thought it was a travesty. 851 00:34:23,503 --> 00:34:24,719 Really? 852 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:26,329 Why? 853 00:34:26,406 --> 00:34:32,727 Uh, no, uh, depth, uh, no texture, no layers. 854 00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:35,614 And, uh, so manipulative and pretentious really, 855 00:34:35,690 --> 00:34:36,940 don't you think? 856 00:34:37,016 --> 00:34:41,027 Precisely, that's exactly what I thought. 857 00:34:41,104 --> 00:34:45,281 And what did you think of Fellini's last film? 858 00:34:45,358 --> 00:34:48,076 Oh, well, uh, what can one say, huh? 859 00:34:48,153 --> 00:34:51,371 Fellini is Fellini, either you like him or you don't. 860 00:34:51,447 --> 00:34:54,499 But, uh, in the end, he remains Fellini. 861 00:34:54,576 --> 00:34:57,886 [chuckles] 862 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:02,507 Oh, yes. 863 00:35:02,584 --> 00:35:04,267 Can I help you, Mr. Prince. 864 00:35:04,344 --> 00:35:06,469 No. 865 00:35:06,546 --> 00:35:09,389 Mr. King, may I cut in? 866 00:35:09,465 --> 00:35:13,393 Well, I'll allow it, but only on your promise 867 00:35:13,469 --> 00:35:16,312 you won't monopolize this lovely creature for too long. 868 00:35:16,389 --> 00:35:18,148 Don't worry, I won't. 869 00:35:18,224 --> 00:35:20,775 I'll see you in a few minutes. 870 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:21,651 Ciao. 871 00:35:21,728 --> 00:35:22,828 Ciao. 872 00:35:29,319 --> 00:35:33,288 Ciao, what is with the voice and this getup? 873 00:35:33,364 --> 00:35:35,582 I don't know what you mean, Monsieur. 874 00:35:35,658 --> 00:35:37,542 I mean, I met someone the other day 875 00:35:37,619 --> 00:35:41,171 who wasn't phony like all the rest, that's who I invited. 876 00:35:41,247 --> 00:35:43,464 Well, you got to understand, it was not my idea. 877 00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:44,841 Hey, hey, it's OK. 878 00:35:44,918 --> 00:35:45,884 King likes you. 879 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,302 You'll probably get the part. 880 00:35:47,378 --> 00:35:48,970 That's what you're after anyway, right? 881 00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:51,514 I was just dumb enough to think you were different. 882 00:35:51,591 --> 00:35:53,132 If you'd just let me explain. 883 00:35:53,210 --> 00:35:55,810 You don't have to explain when you got what you wanted, right? 884 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,937 That's all that counts. 885 00:35:58,014 --> 00:36:00,148 I-- I don't want to waste any more time, you know. 886 00:36:00,225 --> 00:36:02,817 I'm just small potatoes compared to King. 887 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:04,611 He owns the joint. 888 00:36:04,687 --> 00:36:05,912 Don't let him get away. 889 00:36:15,957 --> 00:36:16,915 Hey, baby. 890 00:36:16,991 --> 00:36:20,468 Hey, where you going? 891 00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:21,461 I want to go home. 892 00:36:21,537 --> 00:36:22,370 I want to get out of here. 893 00:36:22,447 --> 00:36:23,964 But why? 894 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,548 Because I'm tired of being a phony, that's why. 895 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:27,467 Honey, you're doing great. 896 00:36:27,543 --> 00:36:28,843 Daddy, I'm not doing great. 897 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,471 Cinderella's doing great. 898 00:36:31,547 --> 00:36:33,723 I'm-- I'm glad you helped me. 899 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,559 I've never been so happy knowing that you were backing me up, 900 00:36:36,636 --> 00:36:37,727 but I got to go. 901 00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:38,603 Cindy. 902 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:39,954 Cindy, honey. 903 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:40,855 What's wrong with that kid? 904 00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:42,065 Everything was working out. 905 00:36:42,141 --> 00:36:43,533 Look, see that she gets home, OK. 906 00:36:43,610 --> 00:36:45,243 I'm going to try to straighten things out with King. 907 00:37:04,414 --> 00:37:06,798 Hi. 908 00:37:06,874 --> 00:37:08,758 Hi. 909 00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:10,802 Don't I know you? 910 00:37:10,878 --> 00:37:12,178 I don't think so. 911 00:37:12,255 --> 00:37:15,431 Oh, we've met somewhere. 912 00:37:15,508 --> 00:37:17,225 Your name is, uh-- 913 00:37:17,302 --> 00:37:18,001 Mark. 914 00:37:18,078 --> 00:37:20,853 Mark, of course. 915 00:37:20,930 --> 00:37:24,315 You're Mark Sloan, the director. 916 00:37:24,392 --> 00:37:26,693 [chuckles] No, no, I'm Mark Gordon. 917 00:37:26,769 --> 00:37:33,992 Mark Gordon, of course, the producer from Australia. 918 00:37:34,068 --> 00:37:37,745 No, I'm Mark Gordon, ex-cop from Oakland. 919 00:37:37,822 --> 00:37:40,507 Oh, then you're nobody. 920 00:37:44,537 --> 00:37:46,346 You didn't have to put it like that. 921 00:37:49,292 --> 00:37:50,925 - Well, have you seen her? - No, sir. 922 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:52,218 I don't know where she went. 923 00:37:52,295 --> 00:37:53,469 Mr. King, if you're looking for Cinderella, 924 00:37:53,546 --> 00:37:54,429 I thought you should know. 925 00:37:54,505 --> 00:37:56,306 She ran off. 926 00:37:56,382 --> 00:37:57,148 Ran off? 927 00:37:57,225 --> 00:37:59,609 Yeah, it's about 12, you know? 928 00:38:02,930 --> 00:38:06,441 [chuckles] Vinny, I like your style. 929 00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:08,943 Cinderella runs out of the ball at midnight, 930 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,778 leaving the King wondering why. 931 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,822 [chuckles] I love it. 932 00:38:12,899 --> 00:38:14,357 I love it. 933 00:38:14,434 --> 00:38:16,659 Prince, you delivered exactly what 934 00:38:16,736 --> 00:38:20,496 I ordered, bright, beautiful, European starlet 935 00:38:20,573 --> 00:38:22,332 and the publicity gimmick to go along with it. 936 00:38:22,408 --> 00:38:23,149 [chuckles] 937 00:38:23,226 --> 00:38:24,500 Thank you, sir. 938 00:38:24,577 --> 00:38:26,127 Well, all right. 939 00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:27,545 We'll sign her up tomorrow. 940 00:38:27,622 --> 00:38:29,505 I want to spread the word to the press. 941 00:38:29,582 --> 00:38:30,423 I love it! 942 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,842 [chuckles] 943 00:38:32,919 --> 00:38:34,060 See you, Mr. King. 944 00:39:03,324 --> 00:39:05,249 We went by Cindy's place, she wasn't there. 945 00:39:05,326 --> 00:39:07,377 What's going on, where is she? 946 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:09,003 She's in the ladies room crying. 947 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,171 Crying, is she crazy? 948 00:39:10,248 --> 00:39:11,464 King wants to sign her. 949 00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:12,799 It all worked like a charm. 950 00:39:12,875 --> 00:39:14,842 She's in! 951 00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:17,261 Vinny, she doesn't care about that now? 952 00:39:17,338 --> 00:39:19,847 Why? 953 00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:22,392 Because she thinks you're ashamed of who she really is. 954 00:39:22,468 --> 00:39:24,560 What are you talking about? 955 00:39:24,637 --> 00:39:26,229 Well, she tried to tell you tonight, 956 00:39:26,305 --> 00:39:27,405 but you wouldn't listen. 957 00:39:27,482 --> 00:39:29,399 That wasn't your daughter tonight. 958 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:32,068 She doesn't want to be that person. 959 00:39:32,145 --> 00:39:33,827 She doesn't want to be Cinderella. 960 00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:35,914 She just wants to be Cindy, but that's not good enough for you. 961 00:39:39,444 --> 00:39:41,994 I just want her to be happy. 962 00:39:42,071 --> 00:39:45,373 Then tell her you love her, not some character 963 00:39:45,450 --> 00:39:46,549 out of a fairy tale. 964 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,570 Hey, Cindy. 965 00:40:10,775 --> 00:40:11,699 Cindy, honey. 966 00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:16,955 Cindy, look. 967 00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:23,870 I want you to try to understand something if you can. 968 00:40:23,946 --> 00:40:31,252 You see, you and me, we're kind of alike, you know. 969 00:40:31,329 --> 00:40:38,259 I mean, I see a lot of me in you. 970 00:40:38,336 --> 00:40:42,730 Well, I never made nothing of myself. 971 00:40:42,807 --> 00:40:49,812 And I'm a nobody, a nobody who handles nobodies. 972 00:40:49,889 --> 00:40:54,734 And maybe I was trying to make you into somebody else 973 00:40:54,810 --> 00:40:57,945 because I didn't want you to be like me. 974 00:40:58,022 --> 00:40:59,789 I didn't mean to hurt you by doing it. 975 00:41:05,705 --> 00:41:07,505 I love you more than anything. 976 00:41:13,913 --> 00:41:17,432 [door opens] 977 00:41:19,293 --> 00:41:21,928 What do you mean you're a nobody? 978 00:41:22,004 --> 00:41:23,846 You know another agent in this town that 979 00:41:23,923 --> 00:41:29,727 could get work for Cory Klein in his, uh, Canine Clowns 980 00:41:29,804 --> 00:41:34,273 or for Marvin Mandrake and his Musical Saw, mhm? 981 00:41:34,350 --> 00:41:37,568 Daddy, these people, they're not just your clients, [sobbing] 982 00:41:37,645 --> 00:41:42,323 you care about them and they care about you. 983 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,158 The nicest thing you ever said to me 984 00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:45,993 was that I reminded you of you. 985 00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:49,589 [continues sobbing] 986 00:42:31,073 --> 00:42:32,364 Look, uh. 987 00:42:32,441 --> 00:42:34,750 Why did we have to come down to this dump? 988 00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:37,169 Mr. King, like I told you, it's the only place 989 00:42:37,246 --> 00:42:40,381 I know to find her. 990 00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:43,884 All right, let's go. 991 00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:45,419 Look at this. 992 00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:48,556 All they write about is mystery girl snags leading 993 00:42:48,633 --> 00:42:50,683 King Studio's new flick. 994 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,193 I wonder which one she was. 995 00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,729 ARTHUR KING: This better not be a wild goose chase, Prince. 996 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:57,815 Mr. King, Mr. Prince, what an honor. 997 00:42:57,892 --> 00:42:58,816 I'm sure. 998 00:42:58,893 --> 00:43:00,443 All right, my boy, where is she? 999 00:43:00,519 --> 00:43:02,278 Where is my mystery girl? 1000 00:43:02,355 --> 00:43:05,489 You mean the girl you want for the part is here? 1001 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,366 Then it can only be one of my daughters. 1002 00:43:07,377 --> 00:43:09,076 CLARICE: Oh, it's me! 1003 00:43:09,153 --> 00:43:10,620 I danced with him. 1004 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:13,414 You danced on him, you mean. 1005 00:43:13,491 --> 00:43:14,749 It's definitely not your daughters. 1006 00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:17,001 Where is she, Prince? 1007 00:43:17,078 --> 00:43:19,837 She's over there. 1008 00:43:19,914 --> 00:43:21,455 Cindy? 1009 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:24,892 Well, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 1010 00:43:24,969 --> 00:43:27,678 Oh, but I thought it was a travesty. 1011 00:43:27,755 --> 00:43:30,723 No texture, no layers, no depth. 1012 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,225 And so manipulative and pretentious really, 1013 00:43:33,302 --> 00:43:34,110 don't you think? 1014 00:43:37,139 --> 00:43:39,907 Wow, it is you. 1015 00:43:42,478 --> 00:43:43,861 But it can't be you. 1016 00:43:43,938 --> 00:43:46,739 This is me, Mr. King, not some phony, baloney 1017 00:43:46,816 --> 00:43:47,915 you met last night. 1018 00:43:50,236 --> 00:43:53,287 You said she was an actress, an European actress. 1019 00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:55,539 No, no, you said it. 1020 00:43:55,616 --> 00:43:57,958 I am an actress and I'm a darn good one. 1021 00:43:58,035 --> 00:44:00,086 And I would like the chance to audition for you, 1022 00:44:00,162 --> 00:44:02,922 but as me, Cindy. 1023 00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:05,683 I don't like being made a fool of. 1024 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,760 You'll never get that part, not if you 1025 00:44:07,837 --> 00:44:09,203 were the last actress on Earth. 1026 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,472 And I want an explanation from you, Prince, that's 1027 00:44:11,549 --> 00:44:12,723 if you want to keep your job. 1028 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,575 Oh, he didn't know nothing, sir. 1029 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:18,187 I fooled him too, and he was a lot harder to trick than you. 1030 00:44:18,264 --> 00:44:20,564 MR. PRINCE: No, I wasn't. 1031 00:44:20,641 --> 00:44:22,115 What's that? 1032 00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:24,944 Mr. King, she's right for the part, not the way 1033 00:44:24,954 --> 00:44:26,946 she was the other night, the way she 1034 00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:30,032 is right now, gutsy and honest. 1035 00:44:30,109 --> 00:44:31,909 Well, she's definitely not going to be in my picture. 1036 00:44:31,986 --> 00:44:33,285 Now if you keep this up-- 1037 00:44:33,362 --> 00:44:34,578 No, no. 1038 00:44:34,655 --> 00:44:36,455 Mr. King, it's not your picture, it's mine. 1039 00:44:36,532 --> 00:44:38,124 It's my script, I wrote it. 1040 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:42,253 And I know who should play the part, somebody special. 1041 00:44:42,329 --> 00:44:45,464 And that somebody is standing next to you right now. 1042 00:44:45,541 --> 00:44:47,883 You are through at my studio. 1043 00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:49,802 Then I'll go to another studio. 1044 00:44:49,879 --> 00:44:52,021 See Mr. King, I'm very good at what 1045 00:44:52,098 --> 00:44:58,686 I do and I don't need your money to do it, but I do need her. 1046 00:44:58,763 --> 00:45:02,824 [scoffs] You're a fool! 1047 00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:05,693 Mr. King-- go after him girls, after him. 1048 00:45:05,770 --> 00:45:06,652 He owns a studio. 1049 00:45:06,729 --> 00:45:09,706 [indistinct speech] 1050 00:45:10,483 --> 00:45:11,741 ARTHUR KING: Stop, no! 1051 00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:15,202 Get away from me. 1052 00:45:15,279 --> 00:45:17,830 What'd you do that for? 1053 00:45:17,841 --> 00:45:20,133 Like I said, because you're special. 1054 00:45:26,165 --> 00:45:29,175 So are you. 1055 00:45:29,251 --> 00:45:30,268 That makes two of us. 1056 00:45:32,505 --> 00:45:33,354 Yeah. 1057 00:45:39,386 --> 00:45:42,905 [music playing] 1058 00:45:53,067 --> 00:45:54,250 Do you want a cup of coffee? 1059 00:45:56,362 --> 00:45:57,253 No. 1060 00:46:00,825 --> 00:46:01,757 Me neither. 1061 00:46:01,834 --> 00:46:03,926 [music playing] 1062 00:46:38,737 --> 00:46:41,923 [theme song]